Kung ano ang puno, siyang bunga

Ever wondered where this wackiness of mine came from? Well I guess you will find out now...

My mom spent a few days with us just recently. Coming from Palawan, she decided to do a side-trip to Manila for a visit. The following are some of our conversations...

Conversation 1: On our new house help from Antique

Me: Mommy, turuan mo nga si Alma mag-asin
Mom: Bakit?
Me: Tikman mo yung luto niya dali
*Mom takes a spoonful of Beef Nilaga soup
Mom: Oo nga matabang
Me and Mom (in unison while looking straight to each other's eyes):

BAKA ASWANG!!! ( Joke lang ah!)

Conversation 2: On Birth Certificate

Mom: Nako diba dati may problema yung birth certificate ko?
Me: Anong nangyari?
Mom: Ang alam ko talaga yung full name na binigay ng Inay is Lilia Crispina. Nung binasa ng NSO sabi nila Lilia Anastacia. Ang Pangeeet!
Me: Wag ka Russian Princess kaya si Anastasia
Mom: Ay talaga??? Sige yun nalang!

Bagay ba??? Ambisyosa!

Conversation 3: After watching Ateneo vs LaSalle in Araneta

Mom: Grabe ang galing talaga nung #12 lumulusot sa ilalim!
Koi: Sino ba kasi yung 12???
Mom: Yung amerkano!

HOOMAYYGAAAD!!!

Me (in my head): Dear Lord, ayoko na kami ni mommy ay maging

Chuice!

Speaking of rampa...

Prepare to SLEEP forever...

BATTLE OF FANTASY LAND, coming soon!