Ano daw?!?!?!

Had a couple of weird conversations yesterday. I don't know, might it be due to the intense rain at night?

Conversation 1

Setting: Convenience store in front of the office. If you are from katips, its the tindahan beside the old Video City below Drew's.

Me: Ate Marlboro lights. Yung soft pack.
Ate: Ay! Wala nang soft pack! HARD PACK NALANG.
Me: Ate! Fliptop kase ang tawag diyan!

Si Ate talaga...

KINKY! Chuice

Conversation 2:

Setting: At home over dinner.
Date: 7/30/2010

Bro-in-law: Rose ilabas mo nga yung cake baka expired na yan
Rose (our helper): Wala namang nakasulat kuya. 7/30 lang...
Bro-in-law: Eh di ngayon yan July 30!!!!
Rose: Ay akala ko oras!

WHAAAAAAT? (Ang bading niya)