Not mine but my nephew's yaya.
You see, she had a dream that she was in a room full of ghosts. Kfoyn. Anong bago?
But, I was there in the room too. with my...
WIFE!
who was...
17 years old!
And then the yaya asked her
"Buntis ka na?"
OOOHHHHKKKAAAY. I'll stop here. Seriously, I really feel like barfing as I type this.