Our helper has been with us for almost six months and here are two of the most hilarious encounters with her.
Encounter 1:
My sister and my brother-in-law (BIL) were looking for a can of metal polish. But the help said she could not find it. Good thing the other one did.
BIL: Akala ko ba wala na tayong

Bakit nahanap sa ilalalim ng lababo?
Help: Ay kuya akala ko kasi ang hanap mo...
Encounter 2
Over lunch
Help: Kuya masarap ba yung
Me: hmmm mejo matabang
Help: Ay ano, baka sobra sa
Kaloka!!! HAHAHAH