fish be with you: KOIture Awards:SAG 2011 Edition (2nd of 2 Parts)

KOI-Ture Awards: SAG 2011 Edition continues! Missed part 1? Click here.

The other night I had a dream. Nasa red carpet daw ako. I'm not sure which Awards I was in basta there were cameras everywhere and stars were in their best gowns and suits. I walked down the red carpet and people were shouting my name while I was singing "Time of My Life" in my head.

Then I woke up. Leche. Late na ako. Time of my life pala ah! Wala na akong time!

So yeah pangarap ko talaga ang bumaba ng car habang pinipicturan ng maraming reporters. And I'll be wearing shades ala Miranda Priestly in Devil Wears Prada. I dunno when this will happen or how to make it happen but I just know it will. Wag lang yung parang nadawit sa scandal kaya hinahabol ka. Chuice!)

Anyway going back to the real topic, here are the winners!

Sofia Vergara in Roberto Cavalli

This latina bombshell was an explosion on the red carpet! From her tocino look last Golden Globes, she came back to life in this blue violet number which perfectly showcased her curves! Ay ang winner lang talaga!

Lea Michele in Oscar dela Renta

Yes she did it again! The sparkling nude dress accentuated with a thin gold belt was nothing but gorgeous. And just like any hollywood A-Lister, she seemed to have perfected the glamorous -dress-paired-with-an-out-of-bed-look way of dressing!

Rosario Dawson in J Mendel

The pale yellow was very suitable for her skin tone. You see, it would have been a disaster if nakiuso siya and wore nude as well. Simple cut but well accessorized with a pair of turquoise earrings that stood out beautifully. Eto ang effortless chic!

Mila Kunis in Alexander McQueen

It's always a big risk to come in a printed dress but this one did not fail. I believe the dress complemented not only her skin and hair color but also her "cat-like" eyes and her strong character.

Natalie Portman in Azzaro

Here's another one who came back from the grave. Goodbye red flower! Simple, clean, almost divine. Best of all, it highlighted the best accessory any woman could show off- her baby bump. Oh the joys of motherhood! (YES ALAM KO TALAGA)

Tova Traenaes in an unidentified dress

Here's another great accessory...wrinkles! Look at her, she looked regal and repectable. Queen na queen! And this is what you call graceful aging. Unlike old ladies still finding it hard to accept that they are no longer in their 20's.

Justin Timberlake in Simon Spurr

Always best dressed! Simple suit, simple two-striped tie but overall, his outfit looked sophisticated! Akin nalang!...Si JT. ECHOZ.

Special awards...

MAINIT BA SA STATES??? AWARD

is given to

Matthew Morrison in Prada

Kuya formal event to. Please button up. Thanks! Kung ayaw mo, wag ka nalang magdamit. AYYY!

MAPANUKSONG MAINTENANCE CREW AWARD

is given to

Julie Bowen in Catherine Malandrino

JUMPSUIT. PERIOD. In fair teh, strike 2 ka na! Im excited to see you in the Oscars :p

For part 3, since its Chinese New Year, we need to feast and celebrate! Let's play, COOKING MAMA!!!

Recipe # 1