QuickPost: She deserves an Oscars

It's the Academy Awards in the next few days but before the red carpet even rolls out, mauuna na akong mamigay ng award. If there's one celebrity who deserves The Best Actress Award, siya na...

Ay teh relaaaaaaks!

And why? Because she played an exceptional role as Cady Heron in Mean Girls. Too excellent pinakatotohanan na niya! With scandals including alcohol and drug addiction, kissing sprees, sex tapes, plagiarism, trips to the rehab and jail time CONSISTENT SA ROLE! Nakakabilib lang, diva?

And now she's accused of jewelry theft to which she pleaded not guilty. I'm sorry teh but the video footage from the court hearing suggests otherwise. WATCH THIS

JUSKO DAY IBA KA. WALA KANG PATAWAD
Chuice!