KOIture Awards:Golden Globes 2011 Red Carpet Edition (3rd of 3 Parts)

So I know binitin ko kayo because I stopped at part 2 of the KOIture Awards last week when in fact I claimed that the whole post was going to be in three parts. Well, blame the tight schedule- work, social life (socialite ka?!?) and some special domestic responsibilities (CHUSERA).

So to those I've kept waiting, and those who made kulit a little (Hi Margie and Tim) here's the culmination of the KOIture Awards: Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet Edition!

And the Golden Koi goes to...

Dianna Agron in J. Mendel

She looked so divine in her nude dress! The nude trend is in fact modern but she exuded an old-world charm that is truly captivating and enchanting. Pero di ko siya crush, utang na loob!

Nicole Kidman in Prada

Nicole is one of the the best dressed ladies in Hollywood and this was another proof. The dress was simple but elegantly accentuated with a bow and a brooch. Though she had a poor taste in accessory (referring to Keith Urban. CHUICE)

OK boys, lapit!

Jake Gyllenhaal in Burberry

Ok I don't really like him (Tanong mo naman muna kung gusto ka niya, ano???) but everything changed when he played Jamie in Love and Other Drugs. He was just adorable! Sarap gawing cellphone charm.

Robert Pattinson in Gucci

Thank god he did not look like a vampire/ drug addict/ taong di natulog for 243,953 days. He looked like a dark prince ready to lure you to some sinful carnal delight. HEH PAKAHALAY!

Now for special awards...

ILABAS ANG D.I. AWARD

is given to

Rita Wilson in Dolce and Gabbana

Teh, saan ang ballroom dancing ng mga matrona tonight? ECHOS.

AYOKONG MAGLADLAD NG BALAT AWARD

is given to

Sandra Bullock in Jenny Packham

Advocacy ba natin ang "No to baring excess skin! "? Pati no-o di pinaligtas!

ALTANGHAP VALUE MEAL AWARD

is given to

Sofia Vergara in Vera Wang

Sinong gusto ng tocino for breakfast?!!?

For our group awards, we would like to give a special citation to the best classical story turned animated film turned musical...



We would like to recognize the participation of some of the notable actresses in Hollywood starting with...

Helena Bonham Carter in Vivienne Westwood

Weird is definitely not cool! Ano namang naisip mo day? Btw, look at your shoes and tell yourself, tapos na ang pasko!

Of course, Ursula will never surface without her alipins

Jane Lynch in Ali Rahimi and Kelly Osbourne in Zac Posen

So who's jetsam and who's flotsam? Well kebs dahil pareho silang chaka. CHOZ

Other supporting cast...

Eva Longoria in Zac Posen

Wag! Wag mong hampasin ng buntot si Tony Parkeeeeeeer! Chuice!

Jennifer Love Hewitt in Romona Keveza

And to add insult to injury, check the hairstyle. Definitely not pearl material. Ang sama lang...

Gabourey Sidibe in Marc Bower

Ok so she's not part of Little Mermaid pero mapilit siya. Well I'm pretty sure there was a starfish somewhere!

And of course, the original BEST FRIEND NG BAYAN

Julianne Moore in Lanvin

Tell me what happend to your other claw?

:|

And that concludes KOIture Awards 2011! See you again soon for the Oscar's

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Photos courtesy of Yahoo OMG