Someone Has Always Been Naughty This Time of the Year!

So it's the eve of Christmas and while everyone is on a vacation mode, one man is having the busiest time of the year...si manong guard. Chuice lang! Of course, I am talking about Santa Claus. Yet we seem to have neglected another important yet unsung hero, ang ilaw ng tahanan...

Si Mrs. Claus!
(na mukhang bading?!?)

So magkukumahog si Santa ngayong gabi to give gifts to those who have been nice. Flying across the globe with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph and shempre si All-of (the other raindeer) all night, Santa won't be home with his lovely wife to spend Christmas.

And while everyone is inspired to be nice this year to get Santa's favor, guess who has been naughty all along!

Jusko Mrs. Claus!!!! Nakakahiya ka! Excuse me lang pero:

1. Ang tanda mo na!!!
2. Di ka ba nirarayuma sa lamig kapag nakikipag -harutan ka with Mr. Snowman? Chuice!
3. Nag-dahilan ka pa at dinamay mo pa ang cellphone company
4. MAMAMATAY-"TAO" KA!!!

But wait! Di pa siya nakuntento, they even made a video (ala Hayden. Joke!)

And because the toy production has come to a full stop by now,

HOMAYGOD LAHAT NA!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!