No, This Is Not Self-Sabotage!

In preparation for Lent, titigilan ko muna ang panlalait ng iba. But since panlalait is like oxygen to me, sarili ko muna ang pagtitripan ko. Chuice!

Anyway, gusto ko lang naman i-share that I am a frustrated artista. Back when I was in grade school, when all kids spent their summer in basketball clinics, ballet dancing and Kiddie Math, I attended acting workshops. Kaya naman forte ko talaga ang mag-inarte! Give me a situation and I can immediately assume the role and deliver impromptu lines. TALENTADA!

Confession: When I was in 2nd grade I tried auditioning for Ang TV Davao. First screening step was to check whether you look good on camera. So pinalinya kami sa studio at isa-isang finocus sa camera. Guess what, pinasadahan lang ako!!! Leche wala man lang close-up! And that killed my what-could-have-been-career.

But that did not stop me from pag-iinarte. Nadala ko na ata ang pag-eemote hanggang ngayon that it even shows in some candid camera shots!

Here are some pictures from my recent Tagaytay trip with friends. Many thanks to Sir Mico for welcoming us in his beautiful house! Warning lang, puro pez ko to! Baka lang pag-sawaan niyo sa dulo...

Candid Shots

Role 1: Ang taong di makapag-porn CHAROT

Problemadong-problemado sa internet!

Role 2: Ang mahilig magsugal pero laging talo

Mahadera lang ang peg!

Role 3: Ang emotera sa videoke!

Eksena to the tune of "Oh please stay by me, Diana!"

Role 4: Ang utusera

"Lapag mo nga yan diyan! Kumakain pa ako eh!"

Posing-posing

Well, di lang naman ako utusera, marunong din akong magtrabaho!

Role 5: Channeling Martha Stewart

Sabi ng umeeksena kong "trying hard mowhawk" sa umaga???

And I can do dirty jobs too!

Role 6: Artistang nafeature sa YES! Magazine

With a caption "That's me doing the dishes! I really make sure that my new house is clean so I do some household chores even if I have maids." EPEK!

At eto ang pinaka-winner sa lahat!

Nilalamig ako eh! Bakit ba???

Sir Mico told me that this pic reminded him of Anakin Skywalker WOW LALAKE!!! Naexcite naman ako so I asked him to send it to me. Eto pala yung tinutukoy niya...

AFRAAAAIIIID!!! But you must all admit, ACHIEVE!!!

Honestly, di naman talaga Star Wars ang peg ko. Siya talaga...

Inay Magda!!!!

Makapag audition na nga! Baboo!

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Photos courtesy of Boom Enriquez