Valentine's Day Gift Ideas

So it's exactly 1 week before Valentine's day and I still dont have a date. ECHOS. As if nagkaroon ever!

Hoy! Mga batang to!!!

The day of hearts is one of the most anticipated day for lovers... and perhaps the most dreaded day for the single and the lonely. (Bitter-bitteran strike #2!) But let's save the latter for another post. Today we shall focus on those who have a special someone they can celebrate the event with.

We (WE?!?!) usually plan an elaborate day. Perhaps start with breakfast/brunch then a trip to the spa, an intimate sosyalan dinner and if maswerte, tuloy sa hotel. (or motel kung cheapangga lang). But I guess the most challenging would be thinking of THE gift. Crucial because it could make or break the whole celebration, kebs sa ibang effort.

So allow me to make some recommendations. Samahan na natin ng cheesy lines as package deal.

1. A different kind of party

With you, I always feel like I am born again!
Yes kakaiba. Di lang eto celebration its a celAbration!!!

Kung gusto mo ng mejo private

2. Special Bath

Let me bathe you with my PRECIOUS love!
Mejo cheap nga lang. Silver not gold!

3. Makeover!

I will always love you...no matter how you look now and even as we grow old KAHIT MAGMUKHANG DRAG QUEEN???

4. Sweet Nothings

Kahit mabulok ako sa kakaantay, andito lang ako...
GREEN!?! Yes, ube talaga yan. YUCK ha!

4. Spa treatment

Because you are worth every penny to me!
Grabe. Masabi lang na below 100 pesos!

5. Personalized item

You will always be safe with me...
SHET ANG CHEESY!!!

well if wala sa budget, I guess the most meaningful gift you can offer...

5. Your HEART!

Buong puso ko ang iaalay sayo!
Twin na, XXL size pa!

Ok namamatay na ako sa ka-cheesy-han! Di naman ako makarelate! CHUICE!!!

Happy Hearts Day guys!

Funny (serrano) in the City

We may have heard of the line "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder". Well I guess so are funny things. At times, one person laughs about something and the other one won't. So kung natatawa kayo, magkawavelength tayo! Gusto mo yun? Chuice!

In some of my old posts, I shared pictures of odd things found around the metro. Well, there's more!!! Look's like the city will never lose things or occurrences that could perhaps make our hectic lives a little more bearable.

Spotted at The Collective, Malugay St., Makati

SOSYAAAAAAAAAL!!!

O diba? English speaking si Manong Fishball! Oo nga naman Mekeyti yun eh where corporate people and expats thrive so might as well acclimate. (*dugo)

But wait! Mejo bastos ata!!! May AHH pang nalalaman EEW. Uhm, kuya, kung may talagang kakain ng balls mo di ka kaya magsisi? CHUICE!!!!

Spotted at a bookstore

SPOT THE LANGAW!

How ironic. Sophie Kinsella's Mini Shopaholic is a bestseller pero wait, nilalangaw sa Pilipinas? HAHA

The next pictures have been contributed by my friend Magel Thanks teh!

Stereotyped!

Kawawa naman ang pranelang eto. Parang masyadong diniin na siya ay isang FHAMUNAS! Pero in fair, at least siya branded. "Hindi lang ako basta-basta basahan, isa akong FAHMUNAS!"

Ok kahit flatnose ako, never mind! Jiahe gamitin! HAHA Ohmygod remember Cleopatra? The instant nose lift sold on TV? HAHA

I don't know where this is. Looks like a door of a delivery truck. I guess something very fragile is inside because you have to open it very carefully. Sobrang careful, MAKAKATULOG KA ZZZZ!

Move over Dove Cream Bar, heto na ang ultimate pampa-KERI! Echos lang. Cheese kasi to! At mahal siya ah!

Finally, I recently talked about artistas shifting careers. Well, well well guess who made the biggest leap! The Diamond Star in a major diamond peel...

Si Maria, Kahera na?!!?

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Baboo!