2013 Elections: Chuice-ing Wisely

It's election season once again! And you know naman dahil May ang schedule, feeling ng mga tao piyesta!!! Every now and then we hear the candidates' jingles on TV. Not only that, rinig mo pa sila sa mga owner type at multicab na paikot-ikot sa kalye!  

I'm just so happy about the new Comelec rule prohibiting campaign materials on electric posts. Swerte walang kaagaw at buhay ang "business" nila...

Side note: tubero: cleaning your pipes? Electrician: kuryente sensation? Karpitero: ipapako ka? Siphoning: OH ME AND MY VERY CLEAN MIND. 

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Henewey, I know most of you have started researching about the candidates for the senatorial and local government race. We hear a lot about these persons' achievements, promises, issues and even scandals. We hear a lot about the people they were able to help too (tulad ni ate sa probinsya na natulungan na ni Migs ZuBERRY!) 

But sometimes it's really hard to choose based on platforms and credentials alone. Sometimes, we don't really know what we want from our public servants, what we are more sure of are things we don't want from them. Hashtag sumeserious. 

So let's do a little public service here and allow our favorite Disney Princesses to remind you of traits we have to watch out for when choosing the next set of leaders for our country. 

1. MAPANG-ABUSO/ MAPANG-ALIPUSTA

Meanwhile during the day...

Evening came...

2. MAPAGPANGGAP/ MAY HIDDEN AGENDA

3. WALANG EXPERIENCE (Ahem!)

From katulong princess agad??? Di ba pwedeng Mayordoma muna???

4. BATUGAN

5. NAGHO-HOCUS POCUS

6. MADUMI 

Patay, ayaw yan ni...

Dr. Eric Tayag!!! (image source)

7. GANID

Eh kung nakawin ko kaya si...

Becky! Para may katulong na ako!

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There you have it guys! But remember, please take the elections seriously and responsibly. Take time to get to know your candidates, discuss your options among friends (para di puro tsismisan!). Most importantly on May 13, go to your precinct and VOTE! Because...

NO VOTE, NO EMOTE!

Ang hindi bumoto, bawal magreklamo!

Chuice wisely! 

Ang Pagbabalik ng Funny Pics

I've been feeling restless for the past month or so. Parang di ako mapirmi na ewan. Maybe that's why I tend to go to/ hang out in a lot of places lately. Soul searching kumbaga. CHAROT.

Anyway in one of my "trips", I visited the Ateneo and guess what I saw...

Spot koibeyondpond. Pak! Cover girl!!!! Choz. Next time Vogue na! #libremangarap

Anyway, excuse me pero di yan part ng funny pics ah! Here's my latest collection from everywhere!

Current events first! I think every girl in the Philippines is excited to see Justin Bieber in the flesh, sana lang wag ganito ang istura niya...

Chubby much? Parang ang dami niyang EXTRA FLESH sa mukha!

And because he is a VVVVVIP, extra security measures must be employed. Baka to a point na may mga decoy just like this...

Alin ang impostora?? Kaloka ah! Para lang siguro magmukhang marami!

And speaking of "para lang", eto para lang masabing may bago...

EH ANO NAMAN NGAYON???
Makakain ko ba yang tumbler na yan?!?!
(galit?)

So I guess the lesson is to keep things simple, short and sincere...

Yes, singular. Dahil isa lang naman talaga ang genuine wish ko for you! Chuice!

Meanwhile pwede ko na atang i-wish lahat wag lang toh!!!

Ok ayoko na isipin kung saan galing ang mayonnaise to!! Di nga yan ang preference ko diba??? (gets? HAHA)

If you guys have more funny pics, send them to koibeyondpond@gmail.com so that we can feature them here :)

Baboo!

Advice from Snowhite Herself!

Every girl goes through an " I want to be a princess stage" where heaven is fairy land. Of course, who does not want to be the fairest of them all, to live in a castle, to get swooned by a Prince Charming and to live happily ever after?

In the case of Snowhite, may bonus pang dwarf barkada! Chuice

Luckily, we have one of our senior Disney Princesses to share some words of advice. So to all the girls, used-to-be girls and pa-girls out there, watch this!

The video got its share of likes and dislikes on YouTube. Apparently some people got slightly offended by the parody. You decide. :P

But here's an advice from someone close to our hearts on becoming a princess step #1: How to achieve a smooth and fair skin

Chuice lang!

Enjoy what's left of your weekend! :D

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Thank you for the video, Maan Tan!

Disney Princesses Got Some Weight Issues!

If there's anything ideal about Disney Princesses, its not their beauty or their gowns. Its not their Prince Charming or their castle homes. I think its not even about having their own happy ending.

I think what's very ideal is their ability to maintain their figure!!!! AHAHA

HONGA! Have you ever seen them doing workout routines? Parang wala na silang ginawa kundi magluto, sumayaw-sayaw, kumanta ma-excite at kiligin!

Kung yung iba ay halos ginawa nang primary occupation ang exercise at yung iba ay tumanda na sa kaka-gym

SUSMARYOSEP!

These Disney girls sport their model figures without effort! Ano kayang secret nila? talking to animals? CHOZ!

Well, we've seen them all slutty and modern but have you seen them in their less ideal shape?


Snowhite!!!! Mashado ka naman atang natuwa sa gubat! Hindi porke't laging wala ang mga dwarf friends mo ay pwede mo nang ransack-in ang kaban ng pagkain noh!

Hi belle! Love beast much? Chuice! You should either lose some weight or consider changing your outfit. Otherwise mapagkakamalan kang si...

In fair, cute

Jasmine: Sabi ko lang naman I want a hat, not to be fat!

PAPARAPAPAP! Love to to!

Finally...

In fair! Kasya pa rin ang shoes! But wait may nagalit!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Peace and love to my huggable friends out there!

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It's WAR in DISNEYLAND!

This is the ultimate showdown! Disney Princesses versus Disney Villains on the runway! Thanks to looklet.com, I have recreated our beloved villains and transformed them into sexy, edgy and definitely more fierce modern ladies.

Tuhmuh, pati si Gaston, Jafar and Big Bad Wolf!! HAHAHA

Are you ready? Well before that, have you noticed that most villains had purple/violet and black theme? I dunno but I just realized that while doing the content for this post. Anyway, here we go!

Well well well look at Ursula, mawawalan ng boses si Ariel sa inggit!

Girly Gaston prefers ruffles and plaid tights over lumber and beer nights...

Maleficent is ready for war with Sleeping Beauty... in her red stilettos (Victoria Valera much???Chez)

Tired of the forest, Big bad she-wolf tours around the zoo.

Sheeet! Mga hayop ang punterya! Afraaaaaaid!

Queen Gremhilde (Yes, yun ang pangalan ni Evil Queen) will definitely be the APPLE of someone's eyes.

Lady Tremaine (Cinderella's stepmom) decides to run a corporation and not a manor.


Well, looks like Jafar will not be chasing Aladdin for the lamp this time. In fact, Aladdin might be the one chasing instead.

Ay tara habulan tayoooooooooooooo! Chuice!

Anyway, as I said this is a showdown. And YOU will be the judge!!! I will be showing you the princess and the villain and a poll under it! Polls close on Wednesday September 1 10:00 PM!

Don't forget to vote! Again, polls will be closed on Wednesday, September 1 10:00 PM!