The Ultimate Singles' Guide to Surviving Valentine's Day

First of all, I would like to thank everyone who greeted me on my birthday! You truly made my weekend special! MWAH!
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Last week we talked about gifts that you could give your loved ones on Valentine's day. Well here's a post dedicated to all singles out there as we (take note, WE) usher in the SINGLES' AWARENESS DAY.

Most people dread it. Some people refuse to go out so as to avoid sights that would remind them of love, or the lack thereof. Well I guess the secret really is to KEBS everything and everyone around. I'm not saying that you should be a V-Day Grinch or some love vampire who walks around sucking in people's good vibes. Ang sa akin lang, you can pretend as if it was a normal day and try not to get too much affected by the mushiness around.

I've listed things na most likely ay ipangangalandakan sa mukha niyo tomorrow . Together with each object is a statement that you can repeatedly say to yourself to help you get through the day.

Let's start with the most common...

Sayang lang yan sa pera! Bukas bulok na!

And then the traditional...

Ang daming pinutol na puno para diyan! Save Mother Earth noh!

The most difficult to resist...

Gusto mo ba ng +200 LBS???

The cutest thing...

Wag na baka magka asthma pa ako!

The most precious...

Nako baka ma hold-up pa ako kung may suot akong ganyan!

And the most painful of all...

MABUNTIS KA SANAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Chuice!

Go try it! If you make it through the entire Feb 14 without feeling sorry for yourself ...

CONGRATULATIONS! WELCOME TO THE PATH OF SINGLE BLESSEDNESS!

echos lang.

So you might be thinking, ANG BITTER NAMAN NITO! Well my dears kesa manghamon kayo ng away sa mga taken jan always remember...

It is better to be bitter
than to let others be hurt by calling her a flirt!
ECHOOOOOOOOOOOOS!

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On a serious note, you may not have someone special on Valentine's day but never forget that you will always have YOURSELF! So don't forget to love yourself not just tomorrow but everyday! =)

Happy Hearts Day everyone!

5 Most Effective Beauty Tips

Despite all the things you may have known/ have read about me, it might still be surprising to find out that I have a girl-crush. (WEEEEHHHHHH?!) Well excuse me girls pero wag kayong mag-feeling at mag freak-out diyan because it's not any one of you. Unless nagbabasa rin nito si...

Catherine Zeta-Jones!
(feeling?)

I dunno. I guess because her beauty is very classic and timeless. Not to add the elegance that comes out naturally in whatever she's doing. Ok so kung ayaw niyo maniwala, let's just say I want to be like her HAHAHA. Except that I hate the female form.

But sino nga bang aayaw sa ganitong ganda? In fact, most people are willing to try any skin care product, procedure or ritual masabihan lang ng "Ay ang ganda mo today" (Na pang small-talk lang naman talaga Chuice!)

So here are 5 basic beauty tips that can definitely turn the ugliest duck into the the ugliest swan (Chos!)

1. Keep it natural

Stay away from chemicals and other foreign objects that you put on your face. That includes make-up especially when you don't know how to really put them on. And though it may be a little more expensive, go organic! Like this...

Organic soap made from the owner's BREAST MILK

Jusko lord! Parang ayoko nalang gamitin! Sold only in the States but joining the influx of foreign brands invading the Philippine market such as Forever 21 and Muji, Mother's Moon Soaps will be available locally, MADE FROM LOCAL PRODUCTS. Thanks to...

:|
Chuice lang

2. Add a dash of color

You may love black, white and gray but your attraction quotient will definitely shoot up when you add even just a little color to your clothes and accessories. Or if you want to be a little daring, why not color your hair!

And I'm not just talking about the hair on top of your head!

May I suggest Ponkan Orange Betty, Pomelo Pink Betty, and UBAN Betty?

3. Accessorize!

Jazz up your plain shirt by adding accessories and blings that would capture the attention of many!

These are silicone caps but if you are on a tight budget you can get same results but gluing some...

May instant snack ka pa!

4. Eat well!

Let beauty come from within by watching your diet and making sure that you only munch on the healthy stuff. And get on those deals that would give you multiple results with one food type...

Breast Enhancing Cookies Fortified with Vitamins!

Reminds me of ...

NakakaBUSOG at nakakaLUSOG!!! (gets?)

Finally, aanhin mo ang ganda kung wala ka namang personality. And did you know that your personality is first judged with how you smile. So...

5. SMILE!

For more...

Learn the right way to smile!
(Yasmien Kurdi isdatchu?)

Follow these tips and you will be ensured of a beautiful 2011!

Baboo!