Kung Sino Ka Man, Di ka Welcome sa Pond!

In the last few posts parang ang panimula ko na lang lagi ay "I'm baaaack!" and "Sorry because" achuchu. Well ngayon naman sisisihin ko ang mga TV series na tinapos ko like Game of Thrones (oh, how brusko!) and The Voice (yet oh, how beki!)

Also, when when you are living alone you need more time to do some cleaning, dishwashing, fixing the laundry and finding food (daga ang peg?). And speaking of living alone, I have a very sad news.

Yes. Nangyari na ang di inaasahan. Ang di dapat mangyari.

Hindi. Hindi po ako naging straight. Sorry girls... CHUICE!

Anyway, last Tuesday, June 5,2011 I went out for dinner with friends and got home at around 8:30 PM. I was about to put the keys into the padlock when I realized that the safety hasp (ay alam ko yun! karpintero kasi ata ang past life ko!) was destroyed. I checked the knob and it was still locked. Pero iba na ang pakiramdam ko.

I prepared myself upon entering. Malay mo may utaw sa loob. Thankfully no one was inside...any longer...

At eto ang tumambad sa akin...

WARLA!!!

Sa madaling sabi, someone broke into my place. Seeing my cabinet in disarray I already knew what he/she took: 2 watches--one used to be my Dad's.

I must admit my first reaction was natawa. Waley. In my mind I was saying "P*t* nangyari sa akin to? KALERKEY!!!"

Feel ko sumideline din akong imbestigador nung past life ko because my next instinct was not to touch anything and simply take pictures.

Kabilang angle naman!
Introducing Feetus ng Landlady. Bagong pedicure. Tarush!

What is binulatlat!

My maleta on top of the cabinet was not spared.
At tumambad ang mga pagninilanding bagelya!

Even my balikbayan box of College Stuff, sealed when I graduated, was opened.
Naging time capsule tuloy ang peg. (Emo ka teh?)

I calmly went down to report the incident. Parang may nagawa naman ano? So I cut the useless chika-chika and rushed to Shoppersville to buy new locks. Malamang noh unless balak kong iexpose ko ulit ang unit ko with me inside. Eh di pati puri ko ninakaw! CHAROT!

The carpenter,who is the landlady's husband, had no drill that night so the following day nalang daw. Fine. Simulan na ang nobena!

After calling my mom and Tita about it. I looked again at the mess that was left. "Ah leche! So kelangan pa tuloy eto ayusin?? Hassle!!! Jirits!!!" Thankfully my friends Tim and Marc dropped by and showed some support.

Then I realized more things.

1. Hindi binaklas yung packing tape ng balikbayan box! Instead it was cut neatly with a sharp object.
2. I saw one of my kutsilyo placed in the wrong position (See? may benefits ang pagiging OC!). Therefore, ginalaw.
3. One knife was missing. AFRAID!!!!!!!!!
4. May naiwang note na nakasulat "ANAKAN MO AKO"- OK CHAROT LANG!!!

I went to bed fearing for my safety. Noon ko lang narealize how lucky I was that I wasn't around when that thief broke into my place. Otherwise bilasang isda na ako ngayon. I thanked God for keeping me safe but I remained vigilant the whole night.

The following morning I was bangag, obviously but I had to get up and had my locks fortified (parang gatas lang, fortified with vitamin A. Che!) Friends advised me to report the incident to the police.

One particular friend who helped me file a blotter was Atty Eloi (hey teh sana ma meet na kita in person!) Maraming salamat! Pwede bang ikaw na ang maging laywer ko? Para pwede ko nang karirin ang linyang "Just talk to my lawyer!" CHAROT! But super super thanks!

Since walang malapit na pulis I went to the barangay hall instead. They let me write an incident report. Kaya kung titingnan niyo ang simula ng kuwento, tunog incident report! Palibhasa nakapag practice na ako!

After that saka lang talaga nagsink-in. More than the items lost, my security was threatened and my personal space was violated. Gusto ko lang talaga maiyak! I must admit I'm still in shock and i haven't fully recovered. At napaka-che sabihing "the experience has made me stronger!!!" I guess sa future pwede na.

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Grabe. Bad news pero consistent pa rin sa theme ang blog post na to--may echosan pa rin. AWARD!!!

Baboo!