What's in a Country's Name???

Back in grade school we were made to memorize the different countries of the world together with their "nicknames". For example: Japan-The Land of the Rising Sun. That's why come United Nations Day, pumo-posing ang mga little girls sabay apply ng HEKASI lessons to the tune of " Shalom! I'm Beverly Carmela Casimiro, 8 years old from the land of milk and honey, Israel!

Recently I found this video of Bekimon on YouTube

Masakit lang sa ulo!

I shared this to my friends over one Friday inuman and we ended up spending the rest of the night thinking of other countries and how to present them. Ladies and gentlemen...

The Countries of the World!

Mula sa bansang bawal ang boots...

BOTSWANA!

From the country with no secrets...

BULGARIA!

Bansa ng osteoporosis...

Cuba!

Lugar na laging tama...

CZECH REPUBLIC!

Mula sa bansang hindi malinis...

GERMANY!

Lugar na maraming gutom...

HUNGARY!

Meanwhile, mula sa bansang laging busog...

GHANA!

Be careful lang about what you eat especially when you are in the land of oil and fats...

GREECE!

Mula naman sa bansa ng mga deadly weapons...

GRENADA!

Lugar kung saan nakagapos lahat ng tao...

ITALY!

Bansa ng maraming dahilan...

PERU!

Lugar na laging nagmamadali...

RUSSIA!

Lugar na hindi sa akin at hindi sa iyo...

KENYA!!!

Bansa ni Dingdong and Marian...

SAN MARINO!!!!! (chuice!)

Can you think of statements for other countries?:P Baboo!