Please Explain This to Me!

Part of the improvements I made for this blog is putting ad units courtesy of Nuffnang to boost the performance of my site and hopefully get some extra money out of it. And while it currently reports of a Php 0.00 earning, it is interesting to note that Nuffnang also provides helpful information/reports on how my blog is doing. These include the number of hits, referrals and where my readers are coming from. These information could be obtained based on daily, weekly and monthly performance. (Shet ang techy ko pakinggan!)

One very interesting analytics is knowing what keywords were used by people that lead them to KoiBeyondPond. And here are the results from last month's report:

Hinga ng malalim...

SUSMARYOSEEEP!!!! WHY?!?!?!

Napatumbling ako!!! Take note of the fact that there were 3 variants pa!!! (variants. parang shampoo lang)Naloloka ako!!!!

Well, I don't think they found anything substantial based on what they were actually looking for. But if you are one of them and you are currently reading this...

"Is this what you want???" RAAAAWR!

"Sorry guys but I'm taken!"

Chuice lang Ms. Pops! Hugs and kisses this Christmas! (Close?!?)

White, Cold and Bold Christmas!

Apart from decorations and songs, you will know it's Christmas when traffic becomes REALLY bad and when cab drivers become maarte (they choose passengers, whine a lot and force you to add to the metered rate) I experienced that coming from Greenhills today. I waited for almost an hour in the cab lane! Despite that, nothing can dampen the Christmas spirit. With Yuletide air filling the metro, you will still come home happy at the end of the day.

Speaking of Yuletide air, the whole house has been decked with ornaments already. I proudly participated by sprucing up the Christmas tree together with my niece :) Here are some shots

Mega-dapa sa sahig para makuha ang shot na to okey?

Close up on the ornaments

And the anghel dela guardia

If I'll have my own tree, eto ang ilalagay ko sa taas

Consolacion Laguardia! (Chuice lang)

An innovation this year would be Christmas village items placed on the dining area shelves

YES, MAY SNOW SA AMIN.


May tao-tao pa!


Spot the emoterang skater HAHA

Yes malamig talaga sa amin kaya may snow. Choz. Cotton lang yan.

Speaking of cold, if there's one thing I do not like about Christmas, it's being part of the infamous SMP (Samahan ng Malalamig ang Pasko). Well, I thought this year would be different. But I guess everyone knows that it's going to be another cold Christmas for me.

Sabi na kasing itago nalang to...

For the sake of the British crown and its people, i was left with no choice.
ILUSYONADAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Well, kung meron mang nilalamig ng bongga ang pasko siya na ata...

HOMAYGAAAD! JUSKOOOOOO!

We all know this was done on photoshop pero hello?! I'm really sorry but don't you think she is too old to be fantasized about? Unless you are her age or you dig cougars! Chuice!

Kinikilabutan talaga ako!!!!

Siya! Baka bangungutin ako! Babooo!

Quickpost: How Pinoys are Invading Glee

It's funny how more and more Pinoy elements get featured in Glee. I'm guessing somewhere in the production is a Filipino or a Filipino at heart.

First was the cameo of Jollibee...

Fierce oh! Parang hihigupin si Jollibee!

Then Charice invades the cast as Sunshine Corazon

Seriously, may kilala kayong may family name na Corazon?!

Then we have mentions of "Philippines" and "Filipino" in the first episode of the 2nd season.

Then we have a special participation of none other than

THE LIPS OF MS. POPS FERNANDEZ! Chuice!

Lastly, Glee began serving ALTANGHAP (agahan-tanghali-hapunan) VALUE MEALS!!!!

Extra rice pleeeez! Heehee. Chez!

Baboo! Will start watching the episode again!