[Flisht]Toys R Us

When I was young, I had lots of toys that they occupied a huge cabinet back home. Most toys were robots, dinosaurs, cars, Lego pieces and yes, action figures (SAY?). But together with them are teacup sets, miniature cooking gadgets and a sewing machine.

OHKAAAAY.... KAYA PALAAAA!!!

Toys shape how a child grows. Give him a toy hammer and he will turn out to be a carpenter. Joke! But yeah, toys provide kids with early interests that could possibly be developed as he/she grows older. But what if you give him really weird toys- which actually exists? Ano na lang ang mangyayari sa bata?

I found this set of really odd stuff for kids and I think, these toys have inspired people to become who they are now. Oy, serious! Deh...

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Ay grabe lang! May galit ata sa mga madre ang gumawa nito! haha sagasaan mo nga sila ng bowling balls! Well, I'm sure masyadong tumitig dito si Ate Guy!


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Ano to? GMO?! or cross breeding? In fairness ang daming involved ah! Im guessing giraffe yung nanay and zebra yung tatay. Tapos malandi si mother and pumatol sa leopard. Di nakuntento pati sa elephant bumigay!

Feel ko eto ang inspiration niya...

RAAAWRR! Anong animal ka teh?

3.

Afraid si Chaka Doll! But I guess favorite toy to nina...

eehihihihihihihi! eeelo sa inyu!

4.
OHMYGOD WHAT IS THIS? So is this a girl, boy or a she-male? Nakakatakot ah! Shet baka dito pinaglihi si...

Nancy Navalta! Peace po!

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Isa pa to! May baby bang ganito kadami ang buhok? Ay and take note, you can shave him!!! Eh eto kaya, sinong nagshave?!

Pa-volunteer next time!!! Chez!

6. Finally, spotted at a World Trade Center booth.


Ang halay ha! Not in public Please! And well, that's a shout-out to them too!

CHUICE!!!!

So what's your favorite toy when you were young?

Mystica's big LEAP! not SPLIT!

We know her...Her blonde hair, her long nails, her outrageous outfits, her equally outrageous life story and yes, her signature SPLIT.

Yes, we know Mystica!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry but the second she popped in my mind, I couldn't stop laughing. She was famous in the 90's up to the early 2000 then she vanished into thin air. So I tried searching online and look what I found! Looks like Mystica is making a comeback...

WEEEEEEEH??? A motivational speaker??? Anong nalunok mo teh??? With such a huge career leap I find this this is unbelievable. Well, sige na bilang it takes a huge amount of self-motivation to show-up like this

RAWRRR!

She has TONS of videos online and here's a sample. You be the judge :p

O, announce mo nga! You noowty girl! Chuice!

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Speaking of career shifts, what if these people will suddenly decide to jump and do things differently???

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Benjie Paras as Mr. Clean. In fairness, bagay naman daw!

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If Disney will do a Snowhite : The Golden Age, the character could be played by Ms. Rosa Rosal! Perfect diba? I think dinonate na niya lahat ng dugo niya sa Red Cross that's why she is as white as snow. Joke lang po! :P

3.
Shempre kung may Snowhite, may dwarfs! O Sexbomb girls, willing ba kayo to trade your long legs??? 7 lang ang kelangan pero ok na yan, at least may spare! Chuice!

4.

Yes Madam! Lets put your psychic powers to excellent use! Manghula ka nalang ng weather! I bet mas effective ka pa sa Pag-Asa! Cheka!

5. Finally

Oh yes! SHE WILL LOVE THIS. Endless supply!! Ngayon, di na niya kelangan lumipad at maghanap ng pagkain. BUFFET KUNG BUFFET!!!


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Going back to Mystica, who has Php 10,000.00 to spare? Libre mo ako and we can go to her talk together! HAHA