Namaga Dahil Sa Boxing

Whenever Manny Pacquiao challenges someone to a fight, everyone will expect his victory. Well, can someone even remember the last time he lost? I guess that was when he wasn't popular (and rich) yet.


The match between him and Antonio Margarito was swarmed with a lot of intrigues. There was Margarito's hand wrap, Coach Freddie Roach claiming he was kinda unsatisfied during Manny's training etc. etc. So I felt Pacman won't win this time. Well I was wrong. After the full match, Pacquiao emerged victorious!

And so the poor loser has been called names. I first saw on twitter that Margarito has been changed to Maga-rito to describe the sorry condition of his fez. Na by the way ay hindi pala chaka ah!

See? Mukhang tutang nagmamakaawang magpa-ampon! CHEZ

But guess what, feel ko MAGA is the theme for this match since di lang mukha ni Margarito ang MAMAGA dito HAHA You know what else?

Of course, we all know that every game involves A LOT of cash! So I'm sure mamamga na naman ang bank account ni Manny. Makahingi nga ng balato!

Ano pa?

Mommy D's fingers and knees. Jusko feel ko nakaluhod na ata siya the moment she arrived in the States. With matching kapit sa rosary kaya baka kumapal ang kalyo sa kamay HAHA In fairness, narinig ang kanyang mga dasal and so...

Mamaga na rin ang kanyang mga legs sa kaka ballroom dancing! I must say dapat ang confetti sa performance Php 1000 bills!!

Shempre, magpapatalo ba si misis??? I'm sure mamamaga ang paa niya sa kakashopping!!! And we're not talking SM here!

Laban ka? (Taken from Jinky's boutique in General Santos City last September)

At dahil laging nate-threaten ang ganda niya

Mamamaga ang kanyang fez due to all beauty "enhancement" procedures courtesy of Dr. Vicki Belo!

And because every man needs a treat right after bringing home the bacon may mamamaga rin tonight and the nights to come! OOOH KINKY!

RAAAAAAAWWWR COME TO ME! (Krokot!)

Finally, I heard may mamamagang mata sa kakaiyak sa inggit...

SANIB?!?! Chuice!

Oh well, Congratulations at mabuhay ka Manny Pacquiao! You are truly one of Philippines' pride!

Business As Usual!

Donald Trump is undoubtedly one of the richest man in the world. With billions of dollars at his disposal, he could have everything he wants.

Pwera siguro looks!

Di na niya siguro alam kung saan ilalagay ang pera. That's why he has quite a number of bizarre business ventures which include tea, bottled water, magazines, STEAKS, board games, a university, vodka and yes, Ms. Universe HAHA. (Source)

I wouldn't be surprised kung tatapatan na rin niya si...

Mother Ricky and the Chain of Salons. Chuice!

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Speaking of business, what if some famous people would suddenly decide to jump into a different venture? Naisip ko lang based on their names hahah

1.

Cindy Kuleto + Selecta= Cindy Cornetto (HEH Corny)

2.

Tired of showbiz? She could venture into handicrafts and livelihood products. Tawagin natin etong GINA A-LAHAR CRAFTS! Chuice!

3.

Dahil mahilig siya magpasikat, why not make a TARPAULINE LUNA PRINT SHOP!

4.
Perfect for a dark-skinned actress, LARA MORENA TANNING LOTION

Btw, may counterpart siya for male...

Ang ALMA MORENO TANNING LOTION FOR MEN HAHAHA

5. Eto pa masyadong maraming pera. In fair when I went to GenSan, I saw a PacMan Farm, PacMan Water refilling station, a bar/grill, 2 commerical buildings and yes even PacMan Shawarma! Eh kung pasukin niya to??

BUTONG PAC-MAN! 'Sto mo yun?:P

6. Finally, since sexy naman siya and perhaps she loves the beach why not buy a resort and call it

BUBBLES' PARAISO

Shet sabaw. Kbye! :D